|Loserr Advice Column|
Dear Dog Biter,
I had a very similar situation with my last girlfriend. She bit me everytime I tried to cuddle and especially when i went to play with her. She was truly evil, but she was hot looking and my mom loved her for some odd reason. What I did was yodel from 2am to 4am every morning and eventually she just ran away. I bet your dog will do the same thing, give it a try.
I have been working my summer break as a teller at a local bank. Each week this attractive girl comes in but I am always too tongue-tied to talk to her, so I don't think she knows I am alive.
Finally this last Friday, I decided after she left that I was going to call her this weekend, so I got her number out of the card file at bank. Yes, I know it is against bank principles, but I had to talk to her.
I called her late Saturday night and when she answered I told her that this is Craig from the bank and I have been noticing her each week and that I think she is very pretty and can't stop thinking about her.
Unfortunately she screamed and told me I am sick and asked if I would like to talk to her husband. Her husband then got on the phone and said he was going to stop by the bank Monday and teach me a lesson.
Loserr, I think I might have looked up the wrong ID on file, because I know the girl I like is single, in college and the same age as me. Should I show up to work on Monday and try to explain what I did or should I just start looking for another job.
In todays job market, finding employment is a very difficult thing. If I were you, I would keep my mouth shut, let the husband beat me up and collect for being injured on the job. Plus with the publicity of being being beaten up at work, I am sure the girl you are attracted to will now know you are alive.
I took this woman out on a first date and while we were clinking our glasses of red wine together my glass shattered into pieces and fell all over my date's platter as well as the wine going all over her dress. The wait staff came and tried to clean her up, but her dress was basically ruined and she wanted to leave.
My meal on the otherhand was not affected by anything, so I asked for a doggy bag and we had to wait for it to be wrapped.
On the ride to taking her home, we got in a fight because she thought I should not have waited for my meal to be wrapped since she was a mess. She told me I was selfish and that I should have been more considerate.
Loserr even though the restaurant didn't charge us for our experience, it was a $30 meal that was perfectly good! Wouldn't it have been wrong to leave it behind when there are children starving in third world countries? Who was right, me or her?
Doggy Bag Boy,
Dear Bag Boy,
You can't kiss a piece of meat goodnight.
This past summer I hired a lawn service for the first time. They did a pretty good job and when it came to October, I thanked them and said I would see them again in the spring. The owner told me NO, that they are a year round lawn service and that they would be back each week to maintain the lawn.
Since I have never had a service before, I thought maybe this was just how the way things are.
They came back each week and as the lawn died they just stopped using the blade in the mower. Then this past week it snowed over 10 inches. When I came home from work, I found they had shoveled all the snow off the lawn and piled it onto the sidewalk. When I asked the owner why they did that, he said they only maintain the lawn.
Loserr, they keep charging me every week, what should I do?
Stuck in Lawn Service Hell
Move into a condo.
I met this new woman and asked her out on a date. I wanted to impress her so when I took her to the local diner, I planned to slip a tip to the hostess in order to get a booth instead of having to sit at the counter.
I have never tipped anyone like that before, so I tried to be smooth about it and hid it when I handed her the $5 bill. She looked at me impressed and led us right over to a booth by the window, just as I had hoped.
We had what I thought was a good time and a good meal, until the check came. It was then as I opened my wallet that I saw only the $5 bill that I thought I gave to the hostess. Instead, I must have given her the $50 bill that I had in my wallet as well.
Since I only had $5, I asked my date if she could pay the bill for us. She got mad and said I should ask the hostess for the tip back. I told her I was too embarrassed and refused.
Loserr, she refuses to go out with me again, what should I do?
Ask out the hostess and maybe take her to a restaurant with tables instead.
Here are some of the letters I have received concerning Holiday problems.
It is pretty obvious you are dating a woman with man hands.
Ripped off by Santa
Dear Ripped Off,
I believe the Fairy God Mother handles all mediation concerning Santa Clause.
Dear Lucky Wife,
The best gift you can give your husband is to start the car!
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|Last Updated on Sunday, 24 October 2010 21:23|