loserr.com

Have you ever wanted to be a part of history?  Now is your chance to take part in what will become the longest poem ever.

"A Loserr Is" is your chance to contribute in a 4 line verse of what will one day be the longest poem ever.

It really doesn't take much talent.  Just explain what A Loserr Is in a 4 line verse that rhymes the 1st and 3rd line and 2nd and 4th or the 1st and 2nd line and the 3rd and 4th.  We think there is a term for it but have no idea what it is.

You can add as many verses as you want, but please keep the topic about what A Loserr Is.

To submit a verse, just send e-mail to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it with the subject heading of Loserr Poem

Now let the soon to be world's longest poem begin:

A Loserr is not something to be called that is all that bad
It is better than being called a crook or a cad
He is loyal and funny always bringing a smile
Even when he finishes last in a run of a mile

A Loserr is someone who works hard every day
Spending his money to bring Christmas joy
"Impressive" he hopes his friends will all say
Instead they treat him like a Jam boy

A Loserr is someone that tries harder than the rest
And someone that believes in his self
Loves people and willing to please
Sees the world and follow his dream

A loserr, he so imaginary
Shoulders stooped, face aimed to see
the ground, myriad feet walking round
Yet to his ears, not a friendly sound

A Loserr is someone who sits in the dark
Waiting from an aproach or a spark
Everything he meets gets in his way
But no matter hard he tries, he's always astray

A loserr is good, a loserr is bad,
No matter what, he can't be sad,
He can make enemies, he can make friends,
And if he doesn't, he waits till he mends.

A Loserr is a winner you see
or a winer and diner at sea.
Upon their head sits a filigree;
a hunter's cherished prize you'll agree.

A loserr is a person with no shame
that plays insane games
though how can they tell
when all they think they're doing is well

A loserr is what people say
Though not what she might think
She lives her life in her own way
While others nod & wink

 A loserr is not alone
even though it is to atone
for things u've never done
u are not the only one 

A loserr is one who has a website
loses it and thinks it's alright
till he finds that his lease has passed
and he has to buy it back to save his ***. face

When its meant to be
a loserr will always see
The beauty inside of them
as it sparkles like gem. 

A loserr is someone who loses small,

And regains strength after the fall,

Works at his mistakes and gives up never,

And through time becomes stronger and better.

 

A loserr is the one whos bright
he sticks out in the dark of midnight
hes easy to see, hes easy to hear
He is always out around town bringing cheer

 

A loserr is in you and me
on some you just can't see
A loserr is usally smart
and is very kind from the heart

 

A loserr?  No, never, he doesn't exist.
Each loserr is someone who somewhere has missed
The prize, or the cup, but look what he's done,
He's enabled another to shout out, "I've won!"

 

A loserr tries his hardest, he does what he thinks is best.

He always tries to be good, but he sometimes cheats on tests.

A Loserr can be lonely, he can be filled with great sorrow.

But, he is always happy, as if nothing was ever wrong, by the morrow.

 

A loserr is someone who doesn't try
Sitting around watching time go by
A loserr lies and deceives all trust
One of those people you wish would self-combust

A loserr is bereft of fame and talent of any kind
They live each day in infamy and in each night maligned
They have no sense of what is right or in democracy
They're consumed by narcissism and mediocrity

A loserr is who tryies 
A loserr is who fails 
A loserr slowly dies 
A loserr slowly bails

Being a loserr is no fun
Being a loserr you face the shun
Of people who's stare turns to glare
Of people who laugh, never follow your path

A loserr is a snoozer in a boozer
Who writes and fights for people's rights
I'll help write the longest poem he vowed
So your reading it right now I hope your proud!

 

In life, a real loserr
Is the the one that becomes a bad chooser...
Divorcing reality
To live in a world of fantasy...

 

A loserr is one who will sit on the throne
while talking away on his mobile phone.
As he finishes...oh, we are down to one sheet
so he stays on the throne and accepts his defeat

 

A Loserr is one who sees through one eye,

His field of view is narrow.

Lest he open both, so he can see the sky,

He will see that beautiful sparrow

A Loserr is my Legend
A Loserr is my Dream
But when things must end
So must the supreme
 
A Loserr will fall
A Loserr we'll recall
A Loserr will fly
A Loserr we'll die... together
 
A Loserr we'll think
A Loserr we'll sync
Together we'll see
Together we'll be
 
A Loserr is me
A Loserr is you
A Loserr we'll be
A Loserr is true

A Loserr is someone that always gives up,

Every single time something goes wrong,

Never trying their best,

Always cheating on a test

A loserr at best will always lose,
They'll just rest and sip their booze.
For them theres no job in sight,
Can i get a Amen if im right

A loserr is one who packs it in,
Who never really cares.
They are no saint, they do not sin,
They live to claim life as unfair

A loserr nestles in the sun
But desires only the moon
A loserr fears what must be done
So makes camp in the gloom
A loserr's obscurity teaches fear
Of the words 'I see you'

 

A loserr is someone who just gives up,

And there lies the potential to be corrupt,

Like our reps in congress, senate, and house,

They leave their country men poor as church mouse,

With all the money and all the perks,

Most of them are just selfserving jerks.

They missed the big picture,

Now there is no fast cure,

While they live like royal kings,

We are at best....

Disposable "things"

A Loserr is someone who hold on after you've hung up
waiting for you to pic back up hopeful that you will
your all the loserrs dreams and hopes
yes you've smashed them to dust just as the crust of mars covered in dust and rust

A loserr in life
A loserr till Death
Cuts like a knife

the very breath

Loserr is depression that hides inside my head,
capturing my thoughts, till insanty is all I am.

A Loserr plays video games

Instead of spending time with friends

calls 911 because BK only serves

Breakfast in the morning

No wait, that's an idiot

So often I get them confused

I have been an idiot

I have been a Loserr

Hey, haven't we all?

Well, I guess we gotta invade Iraq

Oh, wait . .

 

A loserr is the opposite of a winner
If he's late from work there's no dinner
He's only got to do this a few times
To be noticebly and obviously thinner

A dreadful boozerr
in my day a bit of a moverr
I move now with a staggerr
my thinking becoming vaguerr
I'll wagerr
with my needs fed
this loserr will be
prematurely dead

A loserr is someone who is not afraid
Is not tempted to be who they are not
Someone who quietly cares
Someone who never wins
But someone who deserves to the most

A Loserr is not what you might think,
A Loserr is someone who might regret that moment they blinked...
When they had a chance to get something great...
but instead threw it away like something horrible served out on a plate...

A Loserr is someone who dosen't know...
that every second of life is worth living wehter it be in the sunshine or snow.
Hardships they will face and feelings they like us will find,
but instead to carry on regardless they will be dominated by the mind...
Doubt set's in and it seems no one understands when they moan...
The strangest part is after when they wonder why they are always alone...

A Loserr could be anybody, at any time,
so get surprised if at any point in your life you seem to see a very long line...
Just be careful and don't get tempted to join when you see a friend...
as hard is it seems just remember you'll get it right in the end...

 

A loserr is the guy who always sits on his own.
A loserr is that bloke who talks too loudly on his phone.
A loserr is the crazy cat lady at the end of your street.
A loserr sounds very much like someone I'd like to meet.

 

A loserr is someone who is not afraid
To try then wait and try again another day
Someone who also has a heart
But gets treated as though to love him is hard

 

No one want's to be like that.
Because it hurts for a while.
Doesn't matter who's ugly or fat.
A Loserr is someone who never smile.

A loserr has nothing to prove, 
A loserr has no reason to contribute, 
A loserr is inside of you, 
A loserr is fighting for a lifetime to pursuit.

Biggest loserr I ever knew,
was the saddest loserr, too.
Fell to pieces over love,
Put back together with glue.
 

A loserr is someone who that has the world at the feet, but than realise it’s too much too keep, 
A loserr is someone very much like you and me. And lets stand up and be happy! .
A loserr is not what you call a geek, it’s a bit everyone I think.
We sit around and make fun of them but we’re all loserrs in the end.

 

A loserr is someone special
That one person you can be you with
someone you can always count on.
The one that never gives up.

 

 A loserr is someone,
Who never had a girlfriend.
A loserr is someone,
Who loves to be in a band.
A loserr is someone,
Like me and you,
But a loserr is still a loserr,
Even though he becomes.......
Popular.

 

 A loserr is a phony a lier and a faker
they're everything bad including a hater
A loserr makes me mad but, soon i decline
everyone knows a loserr like to blind
A loserr has pain and flaws like me and you
but refusing to try makes you a loserr to 
A loserr is full of blame and shame
but if your a loserr thats the name of the game
A loserr is is clearly going down a dark road
someone should steer him in in a different crossroad
because when allis sadi and done and closed 

A loserr will wont to get off they're thrown
every loserr will soon come to a realization
and appreciate the ones who understood what they were sayin

 

A loserr is a person with nothing in hand

a person with nothing but a waste of a band

that has been there so long

it is now nothing

but sand in the loserrs hand

 

The loserr isn’t a loser at all, it’s just the enemy in disguise,
Wanting you to believe the negative seen before your eyes,
That’s why believer’s must, “walk by faith and not by sight,”
2nd Corinthians 5:7, is the only way to win your faith fight.

 

A loserr, not everybody is one.
They like to admit that their done.
Done with life, done with hope, done with anything at all.
As they watch as their dreams turn small.

 

A loserr, by definition
is someone who loses
a loserr, by connotation
is someone with bruises

 

Always in the heat of the moment it is best to

Learn how deal with existence can be a challange but
Observing things that bring us happiness is worth
Strieving for.
Endurance is the key to win in this race we all partake in.
Refrain from things that bring us down is vital in life.
Right mindset to living can be hard at times but

Insight to live is what best for all but neglect of it makes us
Slaves and thats what

A Loserr Is.

 

A Loserr is someone without a clue.
A Loserr is a person with hate.
A Loserr owns a mood ring that constantly changes hue.
And A Loserr will always be late.